Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
i think i just lost a toe
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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