why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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