haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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