New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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