Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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