His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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