just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Randomize
