i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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