You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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