All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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