Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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