guys are not supposed to queef...right?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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