we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Randomize
