You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just had sex bonerless
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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