Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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