I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you will always have a special place in my vag
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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