Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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