Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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