Duck Duck Cougar?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
is it fun? or sober?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
