so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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