My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize