Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
