awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Everything about him screamed your future.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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