I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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