You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
