I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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