i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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