covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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