I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.