so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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