Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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