I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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