a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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