The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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