is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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