I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she pinky promised me she was 18
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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