I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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