...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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