The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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