you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
either way he was missing a nipple.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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