I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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