...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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