dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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