worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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