Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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