Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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