Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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