My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.