yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.