Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program