Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!