I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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