when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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