toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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